The classic card game, polished for iPhone. One deck, two players, zero mercy.
You vs the Opponent · 52 Cards · First to clear wins
The Rules
Each player gets 3 blind cards face-down, 3 table cards face-up, and 3 hand cards. Before the game starts, swap any hand card with a table card to build your best layout.
Play one or more cards of the same rank onto the pile. The card must be equal to or higher than the top card. After playing, draw back up to 3 hand cards while the deck lasts.
If you have no valid plays, pick up the entire pile — it becomes part of your hand. The other player then takes their turn.
Play from your hand first. Once empty, play from your table cards. When those are gone, flip blind cards one at a time. A blind card that can't be played means you take the pile plus that card.
The first player to play their last card wins. The other player is crowned the Shizzman — and has no one to blame but themselves.
Playing four cards of the same rank on top of the pile burns it instantly — the cards are removed from play and you go again immediately.
Special Cards
Resets the pile — playable on anything. The next player can play any card they like.
Activates low mode — the next player must play a 7 or lower. Stacking 7s keeps low mode active.
Removes all cards in the pile from play. The same player goes again immediately.
The App
A competent AI opponent that keeps the pressure on — no pushovers.
Optionally tap the discard pile to inspect every card inside before deciding your move.
Once per game, swap your entire hand with the discard pile — a high-risk, high-reward move.
Choose from six felt colours to personalise your table.
Tactile responses for burns, resets, and key plays — feels great in the hand.
Clear your cards first and enjoy a well-earned confetti shower.
Legal
Effective date: March 2026
Shizzman is a single-player offline card game. We take your privacy seriously — which is straightforward here, because the app collects no personal data whatsoever.
We do not collect, transmit, store, or share any personal information. Specifically:
Your settings (table colour, haptics preference, Dig and Pile Peek toggles) are stored locally on your device using iOS standard storage (UserDefaults). This data never leaves your device and is not accessible to us.
Shizzman does not integrate with any third-party services, analytics providers, or advertising networks.
Shizzman does not collect data from anyone, including children under the age of 13. The game contains no age-inappropriate content.
If we ever update this policy, the new version will be posted here with an updated effective date. Given the nature of the app, we do not anticipate any material changes.
Questions about this privacy policy? Email us at apps@feingold5.com.
Support / Get in Touch
Questions, feedback, or bug reports — we'd love to hear from you.
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